My Cow Has A Riddle

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/In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold.    \
| 100 feet to the north stands a smart manager. 100 |
| feet to the south stands a dumb manager. 100 feet |
| to the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to  |
| the west is Santa Claus. Q: Who gets to the pot   |
| of gold first? A: The dumb manager. All the rest  |
\ are myths.                                        /
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