Showing posts with label oldskool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oldskool. Show all posts

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Sunday, February 3, 2008

My Cow Has A Riddle


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/In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold. \
| 100 feet to the north stands a smart manager. 100 |
| feet to the south stands a dumb manager. 100 feet |
| to the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to |
| the west is Santa Claus. Q: Who gets to the pot |
| of gold first? A: The dumb manager. All the rest |
\ are myths. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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Monday, January 21, 2008

Lords of COBOL, 21 Jaar Geleden

21 years ago, the lords of COBOL forced a program to go abend like this:


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01 NIETS PIC S999 COMP-3 VALUE ZERO.


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DIVIDE NIETS INTO NIETS GIVING NIETS.

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Friday, January 11, 2008